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7月17日
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Is You! | 3月16日
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to all those people who think im a self centered bitch.
i know i am.
to all of you who say im not good enough.
im not.
To all of you who say i have no purpose.
i dont.
To all of you who say im really stubborn.
i am.
to all of you who say i mess with peoples heads.
i dont mean to.
to all of you who say i hope die.
one day i will.
and to all of you who say i can change.
i cant.
i think all of you should just leave me alone.
and then im not your problem.
why did any of you care anyways? | 12月9日
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' |
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Aries:
Okay, let's do it again...
Taurus:
I'm hungry - pass the pizza...
Gemini:
Have you seen the TV remote?
Cancer:
When are we getting married?
Leo:
Wasn't I fantastic?
Virgo:
I need to wash the sheets.
Libra:
I liked it if you liked it...
Scorpio:
Perhaps I should untie you...
Sagittarius:
Don't call me - I'll call you...
Capricorn:
Do you have a business card?
Aquarius:
Now let's try it with our clothes off.
Pisces:
What did you say your name was?
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11月16日
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- True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
- Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
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A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
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The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
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A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
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Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
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Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings.
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Life is nothing without friendship
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There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live a day without you."
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"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
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"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them."
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